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*** Funny ? True ? Divorce Tips ! ! ! ***
12/2008 12/29/08
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est3/2009
Research YOUR LAWYER ! - Check OUT the company webpage, Web Search their names
I found out - My Lawyer was writing a book - PRO-Women !
It made sense why he was a DO NOTHING - I fired Him !
3/2009The ONLY 2 things that matters OR
*semi*-Enforced AFTER Divorce IS !
1. Custody !
2. Child Support !
Justice is Lazy !
Justice is Expensive !
and wastes too MUCH of Your precious time
All else does NOT matter !
and too VERY-VERY COSTLY to enforce
[ True Secret ! ]
BOTH YOUR Lawyers BILL - for -
But They Do NOT ! ! ever read is YOUR exhaustive documentation...
[notes, letter and EMAILS]
They BILL reading, but ONLY Highlight and Keep the Argueing going n CASH flowing !!
TIPs . . .
1. When You are Both UnHappy with small parts of D Agreement
Then its [usually] good to sign it AND QUICKLY !!!
When 1 is happy and 1 is mad THERE WILL be trouble !
GIVE-IN mutually and MOVE-ON with Your Lifes ! ! !
2. Make sure Billers know the address n Phone number of Ex's shared bills
3. REMOVE n SECURE *YOUR* checks and YOUR charge cards
WAY ! b4 BreakUp ! ! !
[ all it takes is 1 minute of rage ]
[ to WIPE-OUT / MAX-OUT *YOUR* Account[s] ! ! ! ]
Readables/Seeables - Funny ? but True ? !
THATs ! how the fight started !! 12/2008
Ex Wife htm Kathy M 11/2008
b4 n after marriage jpg Rick Sours 4/18/08
Alimony check jpg Sir Karl 9/2007
God n Man
jpg Lady Marilyn 6/2007
Single Women cant fart
jpg Lady Marilyn 6/2007
DATING txt Phil Timpson 2/2006
Dating Tips of finding the right Type of Woman
Italian affair Kathy 2/8/06
The 7 Dwarves of Menopause gif Lady Marilyn 12/27
Cremated Husband_k txt Kathy 10/21
Riddle htm Rick Sours 9/27/08
Donkey ! the difference between Man and Woman
pps Lady Marilyn 10/15/05
a Power Point Viewer [for .pps] can be downloded free from MS
Wife Joke
txt Eric McMunn 9/17/05
Dear Tide
txt Sandy Parkent 9/17/05
Recycle NOW !
htm PG13Guy 6/20/04
[ LeeAnn Naomi and Susan ]
A Woman's Vocabulary by - I Am a Woman
txt Tom Hill 10/25
Lost DOG pic
jpg Marc Vogel 10/5
A Cheaters Car
jpg Marc Vogel 10/11
NEVER Do this !
Cheaters Boat
jpg Marc Vogel 10/5
NEVER Do this !
updated 10/3/03
August 4th 130pm SirKarl/PG13Guy Masters Court hearing ! !
A SALUTE to Sir Karls Divorce ! ! !
jpg Sandy Parkent 8/4
Womans Language
txt Lady Skweres 10/4
a Womans Points guide
txt Kris Miller 4/6
The Green Dog
htm Pat Barkley 9/22
revised
2/14/03 SirKarl
Nag Nag Nag
jpg Ray Parkent 2/8
Vote ! WHO GOES ! !
jpg Kris Miller 2/5
Indian / Wife
txt Karen Canary 1/25
BEFORE it Starts
txt Sandy Parkent 12/13
Personality TEST ! for Your Ex
link Kris Miller 12/1
especially for Blob n Leeann
The OLD Days
BOYs Night Out Application
doc Joe Wiebking 12/1
WHAT ? Is / WAS ? LOVE ? ? ?
txt Joan Keremy 11/7/02
from * OUR Best of * NOT HallMark
txt Sandy Parkent 6/30
* Life Is *
txt Mother Teressa, Karl 10/10
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I married my Wife/Husband for her/his looks...
but not the ones she's been giving me lately !
How many Years was that mistake ?
The differences between SnowMen and SnowWomen
are SnowBalls.
95 % of the time - It will NOT be a Friendly divorce
95 % Both have BIG snowballs
Maybe God wants US to meet a few WRONG people
before meeting the RIGHT ONE, so that when WE finally meet
* THE * Person, WE will know how to be grateful.
No man or woman is worth YOUR tears,
and the one who is, won't make YOU cry...ALONE
Don't cry because it is over, SMILE because it happened !
Don't waste YOUR time on a man/woman,
who isn't willing to waste their time on YOU
. Never frown, even when YOU are sad,
because you never know who is falling in love
with your smile, NOW !
To the world YOU may be one person,
but to one person YOU may be the world
Time to look around...Enjoy Life and look for Him/Her
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Reality of Divorce joke? / jpg
Kris Miller 9/5/2002
* OUR * Words of Wisdom
[usually learned during or afterwards !]
DUMPED ?
Get on with life ! NO-Joke !
Sir Karl 9/5/2002
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re - Relationships - RULES ! ! !
Husband n Wife or Boy Friend n GirlFriend
1] Definately ! BREAK ALL Unnecessary contacts with Him/Her ! !
I love being married / in a relationship
It's so great to find that one special person
You want to annoy for the rest of Your life.
2] NEVER - EVER ! give Your ATM pin to ANYONE
CHANGE passwords, Bank accounts and ETC.
Secure YOUR money, CHECKS, Credit cards, Passwords and etc. !
Your money is ONLY Yours !
HAVE 100 Percent Control of it
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I've Learned
Debs Fun Pages Sir Karl 9/29
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There are two sides to every DIVORCE:
Yours and ShitHead's.
1] Definately ! BREAK ALL Unnecessary contacts with Him/Her ! !
I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
You want to annoy for the rest of Your life.
2] * YOU !NEED to be Happy * before YOU can make others Happy!
3] If there is No fun Left...Do NOT stay together -
3a !] * ESPECIALLY for the Kids *
3b !!] MOST Especially for * YOU * !
4] If life deals you lemons, MAKE Lemonade,
if it deals you tomatoes, MAKE Bloody Marys.
But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...
now THAT'S a message !
5] Your Best REVENGE ! is -
a] BE HAPPY ! Move-ON ! ENJOY Your NEW life !
b] GET ! the Divorce Agreement finished, ASAP !
c] * STAY AWAY from the A.H.! * -
NO ! Argueing !, NO ! Threats
c1] NO ! Chance of More Judges and Ways for YOU to Loose MORE / ALL !
BIGGEST Trick in the BOOK * against You * IS a Conviction !